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"Did I tell you that I'm a non-smoker?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"You owe me five bucks."

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I can't believe he brought her."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The Unhappy King

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

I Pagliacci

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Speech

Proposal

Oedipus

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Football player taking the ball home.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Contents Page of the Savoy (No. 1)

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"