Dating Drama Lovers Mugs

"Did I tell you that I'm a non-smoker?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"You owe me five bucks."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The Unhappy King

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Speech

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

Proposal

Oedipus

I Pagliacci

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Football player taking the ball home.

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

Contents Page of the Savoy (No. 1)

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Richard Hughes.