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'This isn't the kind of animal magnetism I like in a man, Frank.'

"You owe me five bucks."

"I can't believe he brought her."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

The Imperfect Storm

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

Poetry debate

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

Dark Clouds

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

Jerry Springer

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!'

"He's a terrible drunk."

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

2008 politics/economy.

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

'I'd invite you in, but I've given up jackasses for Lent.'

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

"I love you anyway, too."

'Let the wild rumpus start!' - two wasps watch as an angler accidentally hooks wasps' nest.

Traumatized by the event, Goldilocks was never able to have a relationship with a hairy man: 'EEK!': 'This is my last blind date!'

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

Alberich steals the gold and renounces love