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Poetry debate

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

The Imperfect Storm

Alberich steals the gold and renounces love

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

2008 politics/economy.

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

'Let the wild rumpus start!' - two wasps watch as an angler accidentally hooks wasps' nest.

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

Castaway is attacked by sharks trying to get to the wi-fi island.

Collateral damage...

'It's been a wonderful cruise, Karen and a wonderful romance, but now I have a confession to make - I'm married.' 'Man overboard!'

Dark Clouds

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Oliver Twist - Fagin Awaiting Execution

"Do you have any tragedy? All I've got at home is time."

Jerry Springer

"Remember when you could create a vast business empire and then bring it to ruin with just a pen and a napkin."

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

"You wouldn't understand, Muriel. It's a drunk thing."

"I love you anyway, too."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Clown on bike.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'You know too much,'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'