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"Look, making you happy is out of the question, but I can give you a compelling narrative for your misery."

"It was a day EXACTLY like every other day."

"You'd like a book on the meaning of life...fiction or nonfiction?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Victor Hugo

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Useless add-ons.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Blue Stockings

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

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