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"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Southwark Fair.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

What else is there to wish for?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

The star hunters

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

An early space launch attempt.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

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"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"So...do you have a job now?"

"I think I can". (train)

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"