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"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'You know too much,'

Out To Lurch

"Tallyho!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Open House of Horrors

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Clown Skis.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Crime in bookshop

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"We've got a problem."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Walking the Plank.

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.