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It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

Snowden & Assange

'You know too much,'

Ominous Hitchhiker.

Mystery Murder

Crime in bookshop

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

Join our 'Conspiracy Theory' Book Club.

Crime books are under lock and key in a library.

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

I don't trust that guy.

A shadow of spies,

A detective looking at chalked outline of dead man.

Illustration for 'A Dark Night's Work' - Frontispiece.

Murder/Mystery

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Cannonball!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Dead Funny

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Chiller Theatre

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."