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It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

Snowden & Assange

The Horror Film Director.

'You know too much,'

Ominous Hitchhiker.

'We find the defendant guilty, but feel his alibi would make a good premise for a John Grisham book.'

Mystery Murder

Crime in bookshop

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

Join our 'Conspiracy Theory' Book Club.

Crime books are under lock and key in a library.

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

I don't trust that guy.

A shadow of spies,

A detective looking at chalked outline of dead man.

Illustration for 'A Dark Night's Work' - Frontispiece.

What's your question, caller? I took your recommendation to read the thriller Hooked. I hated it. I thought it was convoluted and the characters were thin and the dialogue was stupid. What do you think of that, old bag? Fair enough. Let me suggest another title. Try: Go suck an egg by the writer Kiss my grits! Is it in paperback?

Murder/Mystery

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Cannonball!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

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