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"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Southwark Fair.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Out To Lurch

"Tallyho!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Open House of Horrors

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Clown Skis.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'The sty is falling!!'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'Get me public relations!'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Walking the Plank.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."