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John Travolta

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Out To Lurch

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

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Clown Skis.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'The sty is falling!!'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

A Night In the Art Gallery

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"Can you perform under pressure?"

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

Economics journalist

"I'm so disappointed, because I thought it was a new C&A."

Men watching TV, shouting close him down.

"I'm going to France - I'm a different person in France."

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"Gentlemen, I am happy to announce that as of today we are closing down our Washington news bureau and moving the entire operation to L.A."

Danger-zone journalists.

Robert Smith