Celebrity Chaser T-Shirts

'Get me public relations!'

"I don't believe ANYTHING I see on TV unless a celebrity endorses it..."

Pawns take their picture with the king.

'I had fun tonight, but to be honest, I'm looking for someone a little more rich and famous.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

This Is Your Life - "He's been stalking you for the last ten years."

'Hey, wait a minute...This isn't an autograph book. It's an I. O. U.!'

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Autograph hunters

"Coming up on the news at ten: the new strange-but-true candy bar diet...names of the pets of your favorite YouTubers...plus some stuff about the world."

'Psssst, Bud! Wanna buy a TV shot by Elvis?'

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

Celebrity Diner Endorsements

"That's his secretary."

Man stands by the backstage door selling medical equipment that can be used as an excuse to get in.

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

"It's not for myself, you understand!"

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"One phone call? That's great. Have you got Taylor Swift's number?"

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

"I met someone famous today, but I don't think he'll remember me."

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

"Tonight's specials are coq au vin Pierre, caviar omelette with mushrooms and truffles, and fresh brook trout."

I Dreamt I was Sitting in on a National Security Council Meeting

"Five minutes, General."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Dios mio! Telenovela superstar Victor Guerroro is going to be at the supermercado signing autographs! Go with me!"

'He wonders whether you could autograph his bump.'

'Create excitement in your life! Paparazzi for hire!'

Instant Paparazzi Photographs

'Sorry, but I already promised Dakota Blue Richards to a kid in Wheeling, West Virginia.'

'Frank, I don't CARE that you are a huge movie buff! I am not taking your photo next to every star on the Walk of Fame.'