Sports Star Chaser T-Shirts

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

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Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Get me public relations!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Astronaut

Life in the fastest lane.

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Hollywood or bust!

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Destiny is all...

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

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Skinhead guppy.

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