Star Chaser T-Shirts

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"Would you sign this for me?"

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

A Discreet Hint.

Ursula Andress

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Life in the fastest lane.

Leonardo Di Caprio

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Astronaut

Michael Stipe

Flower tribute

"The universe loves me!"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Captain in a storm

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Man showing in the rain.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Lounging by the pool