Star Chaser Prints

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"Would you sign this for me?"

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

A Discreet Hint.

Life in the fastest lane.

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Astronaut

Flower tribute

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Captain in a storm

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Man showing in the rain.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Lounging by the pool

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Emergency exit into Space

Segregated Beach

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.