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Hubble Bubble telescope

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Emergency exit into Space

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Moon

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Eva Mendez

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Astronaut

Life in the fastest lane.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

Space: Property of No-One

"Five minutes, General."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Flower tribute

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

A Discreet Hint.

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

"Listen, I'm speaking to you not just as your agent, but also as a parasite."

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"