Star Sign Seeker T-Shirts

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'Here's your problem. The software was manufactured in November and your computer was manufactured in February. Sagittarius is incompatible with Aquarius.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'By the way, I am a Sagittarius, and you?'

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

''Let me guess - you're a Leo.'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"Wow! I bet you're a Pisces or Aquarius!"

"So which is your star sign, big boy?"

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Exit only.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Emergency exit into Space

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Ill next Thursday

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

"Five minutes, General."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

The dove of peace

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

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"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."

"Listen, I'm speaking to you not just as your agent, but also as a parasite."