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'And what star sign are you?'

Cancer/crab

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.

"Wow! I bet you're a Pisces or Aquarius!"

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

Climbing the ladder of fate,,,

"Her Taurus was in opposition to my Libra."

"Take the damn picture before I go extinct!"

'True, the Ezra Yomp Scholarship is very generous, but you have to be a capricorn to apply.'

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

'Capricorns have all the luck.'

Year of the Rat

Mercury rising.

Excess Baggage: Experienced travelers opt for vacation spots where they're not bothered by timeshare sale pitches.

Entering Appomatox - Made Possible By A Grant.

"So, you're certain that it will be okay for me to travel during December ... "

Gemini/people

"And if I move Mercury over here, all the Libras go nuts."