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Aquarius/man pouring water

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Wok. Don't Wok.

Please Drove Carefully.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"Beware of the frog"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Sometimes Y Turn

"Time for bed, guys."

Street signs you don't want to see.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Caution signs.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"Beware of God"

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Distance to horizon varies.

Deer Cross Dressing.

Ill next Thursday

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'So who's smoking?'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

No New Grammer Schools

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Cat on Board.

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'