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". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

'True, the Ezra Yomp Scholarship is very generous, but you have to be a capricorn to apply.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Ill next Thursday

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'So who's smoking?'

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

Deadwood 25 miles

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

Wrong Way.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

No crawling sign in the desert.

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.

'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'

Confusing directions,

Signs say 'The End' and 'Gold sale is nigh'. Man says, 'Next time, let's use different sign writers.'