". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."
Star Sign Enthusiasts Gifts
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'True, the Ezra Yomp Scholarship is very generous, but you have to be a capricorn to apply.'
"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).
'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'
'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'
"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"
Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.
Ill next Thursday
If you can read this, you're standing too close.
'So who's smoking?'
A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.
Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?
"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."
No Skateboard. No Slouching.
Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory
Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'
'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'
'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'
Deadwood 25 miles
'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'
Wrong Way.
Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles
A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.
No crawling sign in the desert.
Man convinced by a flattering character sketch
Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.
"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.
'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'
Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).
'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'
'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'
Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.
Confusing directions,
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