Star Sign Fan Gifts

Scorpio/scorpion

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I noticed a few browns."

A Creature WAS Stirring

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Merry Christmas

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Ill next Thursday

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Everything for a buck.

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'