Quirky Sign Fan Gifts

The Corner Shop.

"Cat box"

Fly Football

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

The Running of the Brie

Double Saxophone

Antler Buzzers.

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Oreolas

Flying in Formation.

"I could do that."

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

Flower Painting

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Snake liposuction.

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

Prosthetic snake.

You're the first person who's ever actually stopped! Emu.

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

You're either a perfectly healthy wolverine, or a very sick man.

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

"Actually, Claudine, I like you very much—probably more than any other woman I've known."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets