Quirky Saying Fan Gifts

'Your father refuses to get a job. He lives by the motto, 'If we're broke, don't fix it.''

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

The Running of the Brie

Antler Buzzers.

Deer Cross Dressing.

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"Fruit of the Loon"

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

Go for it! Do a Hot Dog!

Meerkows.

"Oh, stop complaining—you know she's terrified of the nail clippers."

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

'That's strange, I never forget things.'