Quirky Situation Fan Gifts

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Fly Football

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

The Running of the Brie

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"You get one every time you order something online."

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

"It's not what you think."

"He's at that awkward age."

Beachy Hair

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

"Never seen a cow before?"

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

Shy Man at Party

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Tea Cup Ride

Time For This Odd House

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

"That's the last time I let you drive."

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

"I'd like the mud and the hot rocks therapy. Tell me more about this slingshot treatment."

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

"For god's sake man stop doing the backstroke."

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'

Santa takes the lift to the roof.