Quirky Situation Fan Pillows

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Freak Accident Specialist

Fly Football

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

The Running of the Brie

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

"You get one every time you order something online."

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

"It's not what you think."

"He's at that awkward age."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

"Never seen a cow before?"

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

Shy Man at Party

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Time For This Odd House

Tea Cup Ride

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."

"That's the last time I let you drive."

"I'd like the mud and the hot rocks therapy. Tell me more about this slingshot treatment."

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

Santa takes the lift to the roof.

'You cant use the menu like everyone else?'