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Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'Have you got one who is available right now?'

"Ha-ha funny or funny strange?

Phoenix

"Trust me. Don't do it."

The next damn Batman.

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

"It's not what you think."

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

"Never seen a cow before?"

Magic mushroom

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Knife-thrower.

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Freak Accident Specialist

Shy Man at Party

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

I'm terrified of clown fish.

"That's the last time I let you drive."

Ostriches

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

"What do you mean, you can't walk without your head going back and forth like that?! Are you serious?"

'That's what I said - a hit and run steamroller...'

STRIP Queue of robbers at a bank

Wake me at the end of today's comic strip. And make sure its hilarious.

I thought you wanted me to sell your car.

Please observe an awkward silence.

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."