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Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'Have you got one who is available right now?'

"Ha-ha funny or funny strange?

Phoenix

"Trust me. Don't do it."

The next damn Batman.

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

"It's not what you think."

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

"Never seen a cow before?"

Magic mushroom

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Knife-thrower.

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

Shy Man at Party

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

"That's the last time I let you drive."

Ostriches

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

"What do you mean, you can't walk without your head going back and forth like that?! Are you serious?"

'That's what I said - a hit and run steamroller...'

Please observe an awkward silence.

'They couldn't exactly get me a date, but they offered me a job as a practice dummy.'

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

'You cant use the menu like everyone else?'

I thought you wanted me to sell your car.

'There's a trampoline training hall on the floor below us...'