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A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

Fly Football

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'It was great. I hated it.'

Sheep In Curlers

Phoenix

"Trust me. Don't do it."

I'm Spartacus.

The next damn Batman.

Deer Cross Dressing.

Nick Offerman

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Beachy Hair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"Who are These People?"

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Goblin.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Magic mushroom

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"I just always show up to everything!"

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Beryl Baimbridge

Freak Accident Specialist

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.

"Fruit of the Loon"

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'...In other news: Bolts of lightning, printed narratives and rectangles have been spotted shooting out of T.V.s across the nation...'

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

I'm terrified of clown fish.

Cineplex. Now Showing. It's a romantic comedy with zombies. Ah, a zoo-rom-com!

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

Party Favor Cat