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'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."

"I love this town!"

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

Ostrich on a golf course, with it's head in the hole. 'The End' is written on it's backside.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

A chip off the old block...

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Sheep Escalator

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Okay. Hit it."

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

"It's just a wild guess but I suspect that the 14 points apply done at six countries may have contributed to your feeling a 'bit unwell'."

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

Ghost Porn

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

Oh great, it's Halloween.

Strange Crowds in Bath

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

London Fly-Paper Vendor

"Don't fold, McFly! He's bluffing. You know he's got a crappy hand!"

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

Concert pianist.