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"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Oh great, it's Halloween.

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

A chip off the old block...

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

Happy New Ear!

Evil Villain.

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Sheep Escalator

"Okay. Hit it."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

"That's what we look like naked??"

Trick or treat surprise.

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

'Trick or treatment.'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

Violin Ghost

Halloween Tree

"Don't fold, McFly! He's bluffing. You know he's got a crappy hand!"

Witch

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

"Let's make a deal. You get my Halloween candy and I get your liver."

"I told you your mother wouldn’t approve!"

'Oh isn't he adorable, he has his father's eyes!'

'Behold! I have given life to the Creature using STATIC electricity!'