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Love at First Sight

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Night of the Latkes

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Out To Lurch

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"For drinks or dinner?"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Witches at a cauldron.

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Young Stephen King

Happy New Ear!

Little Nell as comforter

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'