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Jim Receives A Note Under The Door And Is Intrigued, Especially Because It's The Closet Door

'I'm here to take your soul, not to take a poll.'

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

Out To Lurch

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Scary stuff

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Date Night

Monster Baseball

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Fancy a pint?

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Witches at a cauldron.