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Monster Baseball

"I attract all the crypts."

I love Horror Films

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

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Scary stuff

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Zombie pet tricks.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Punkins

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Ghost puddle

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Harry?... Is that you?"