Spooky Tale Lover T-Shirts

"Alright, kids. Who wants to hear a scary living story?"

'I can't sleep Dad. Tell me another scary story?'

"Don't forget, kid - good rats go to heaven, bad rats go to the animal test lab!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Love at First Sight

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

Night of the Latkes

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Chiller Theatre

Out To Lurch

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Zombies.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Ghost puddle

Halloween Support Group

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Sleeping Beauty.

"For drinks or dinner?"

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'There's an imposter among us!'