Spooky Tale Lover Pillows

"Alright, kids. Who wants to hear a scary living story?"

'I can't sleep Dad. Tell me another scary story?'

"Don't forget, kid - good rats go to heaven, bad rats go to the animal test lab!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Love at First Sight

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Night of the Latkes

Chiller Theatre

Out To Lurch

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Zombies.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Sleeping Beauty.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"My God! There goes middle management."

Ask A Silly Question.

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"For drinks or dinner?"