Spooky Tales Fan Pillows

Primer for Zombie Kids

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

Chiller Theatre

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"For drinks or dinner?"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Witches at a cauldron.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

Young Stephen King