Spooky Tales Fan Gifts

Primer for Zombie Kids

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Ghost puddle

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Halloween Support Group

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'There's an imposter among us!'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Witches at a cauldron.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"