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'I guess we can rule out garlic pills to control your high blood pressure.'

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

Portrait gallery - "Isn't it strange the way their eyes seem to follow you all around around the room?"

Dustbin monster.

"Something must have spooked him..!?"

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Shoo!"

Witch on a broom.

"Looks like you were right about her being pushy. Look at her broom."

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

The Neighbours from Hell....

Listening Room - Enter At Your Own Risk.

Werehouses.

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Grim reaper gets his scythe sharpened.

'But I'm a poltergeist... I'm supposed to be noisy!'

'You will meet a tall dark stranger...'

"There's something of the night about you, Dennis..."

Haunted Gas Station

"No matter how I treated you, Julia, haunting a man at golf is hitting below the belt."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"Someone’s happy to see you."

"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."

"Well, helloO Billy. Remember me?.."

Brokenstein

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

"For drinks or dinner?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"On the other hand, people always remember my name...."

"How come there's no exit?"

"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"

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