Spooky Story Aficionado Gifts

"It's very awkward when it sticks like that!"

'...and then the wicked witch cast a spell, turning the beautiful princess into a freckled, chubby, little girl.'

'Trick or Treat!'

Devil hitchhiker.

That bird really gives me the creeps...

"It's not Covid-19. I caught a bad case of tired blood."

"I could tell my girlfriend was a ghost the moment she walked through the door...!"

Love at First Sight

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Night of the Latkes

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Out To Lurch

Zombies.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

"For drinks or dinner?"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Witches at a cauldron.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Young Stephen King