Spooky Story Aficionado Gifts

"It's very awkward when it sticks like that!"

'...and then the wicked witch cast a spell, turning the beautiful princess into a freckled, chubby, little girl.'

'Trick or Treat!'

Devil hitchhiker.

That bird really gives me the creeps...

"It's not Covid-19. I caught a bad case of tired blood."

"So tell me, Frank... where are you from originally?"

"I could tell my girlfriend was a ghost the moment she walked through the door...!"

Love at First Sight

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Night of the Latkes

Chiller Theatre

Out To Lurch

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Zombies.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Ghost puddle

Halloween Support Group

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"For drinks or dinner?"

'There's an imposter among us!'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!