Spooky Storytelling Aficionado Gifts

Death II

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Zombies.

Love at First Sight

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Night of the Latkes

'Where was the TSA?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Chiller Theatre

Out To Lurch

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Jacques et Jille

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Tim Burton

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

Ghost puddle

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Halloween Support Group

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

'There's an imposter among us!'