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Death II

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Zombies.

Love at First Sight

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Night of the Latkes

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Chiller Theatre

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Where was the TSA?'

Out To Lurch

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Tim Burton

Jacques et Jille

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.