Spooky Stories Fan Gifts

'Sorry, nothing really scares us anymore since that time we accidentally walked in on our parents...'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Love at First Sight

'One eye of newt or two?'

Night of the Latkes

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

Out To Lurch

Silence of the Chickens...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Witches at a cauldron.

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."