Spooky Stories Lover Gifts

Jim Receives A Note Under The Door And Is Intrigued, Especially Because It's The Closet Door

'I'm here to take your soul, not to take a poll.'

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Scary stuff

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Ghost puddle

Halloween Support Group

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Monster Baseball

"For drinks or dinner?"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'There's an imposter among us!'

Fancy a pint?

Date Night

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Witches at a cauldron.

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."