Spooky Story Lovers Gifts

Monster on horizon warning sign.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Giant Headless Horseman

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

"Of course, he's into really kinky sex!"

The Ghoulogy

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Transylvanian Snails.

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"And I swear its eyes opened when I started to dissect the frog!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"He's afraid to go to sleep. He thinks there's a person under his bed."

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Out To Lurch

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Zombies.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Ghost puddle

Halloween Support Group

'There's an imposter among us!'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Date Night

"For drinks or dinner?"

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