Spooky Story Seekers Gifts

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

"I'd like a room closest to the lightning rod."

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

Chiller Theatre

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Out To Lurch

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Open House of Horrors

Ghost puddle

Halloween Support Group

Welcome Ghost.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'There's an imposter among us!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Witches at a cauldron.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Young Stephen King

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Stephen King

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

The Bride of Frankenstein

Giant Headless Horseman