Spooky Seekers Gifts

"The boy sure likes it!"

Ghosts from around the world

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Ghost School.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Open House of Horrors

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Starvation Watching

Welcome Ghost.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"He did it!"

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

Reading room

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"You never know what will catch on!"

The Bride of Frankenstein

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Janet Leigh

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

Martian restaurant and take away

"Get ready."

Two men converse secretively

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

"Hey fellas! I think I've just invented a new football game."

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"