Spooky Seeker Gifts

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

Open House of Horrors

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Greeting Cards?!!"

Welcome Ghost.

"Oh great, here comes that kid with that lighthouse again."

Horror Stories

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Ghost School.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Paranormal A-Z...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I said slime."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It's just a tree."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Sphinx Comes Alive

Sweet surprise.