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'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

Open House of Horrors

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Greeting Cards?!!"

Welcome Ghost.

"Oh great, here comes that kid with that lighthouse again."

Horror Stories

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Ghost School.

Paranormal A-Z...

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I said slime."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"It's just a tree."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Sweet surprise.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Cheating Death.

Sphinx Comes Alive