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"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Devi's brew?"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Open House of Horrors

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Welcome Ghost.

Redlaw and the Phantom

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Fancy a pint?

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Vampire Bat

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Ghosts from around the world

"You never know what will catch on!"

The Bride of Frankenstein

Candy Corn Dracula

Happy Halloween!

Witch Bonfire

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

'People soup again?'

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

Witchy Cellist

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

The October 31 Committee

Just in time for Halloween...

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'